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Full Game - Release Version You get the digital game wherein you can stop being Patchman, free the Sheeple, and defeat the Drones! Or just do all that in real life? Either way, everyone wins. DRM-Free, Ad-Free, and IAP-Free on Windows, Mac, Linux! (Estimated Delivery: December 2015)

Early Alpha Access Alpha will come with beatable levels and lots of rough spots and glitches. Includes Final Release Version, Beta Access, Name In Credits, Loyal Follower, Early Demo, and Spy Pack. BONUS: Access to our private forums. (Estimated Delivery: July 2015)